i literally dont talk to anyone unless they talk to me first
stop exposing me like this
The Trick™
Funny idea: Sirius’s animagus form is a female dog and the other Marauders have a very hard time keeping him under control when he goes into heat.
Bonus: Sirius disappears and after weeks of searching, James eventually finds him hiding in the kitchens, surrounded by a fucking litter of puppies.
“For God’s sake, Padfoot.”
“You could have at least given us some warning.”
“You do realise you’re failing potions, right? You’re seriously behind on homework.”
“Keep this up, and we’re getting you neutered.”
What I wanna know is whether or not the puppies are also animagi since their mother is one
I like to think they’re just plain old puppies, which makes it ten times more disturbing and hilarious.
Person: Wow, you have a lot of dogs.
Sirius: They’re my kids.
Person: Aww, it’s so sweet how attached people get to their pets.
Sirius: …no, really, they’re my kids.
Guys im crying. Dogs don’t live nearly as long as humans. he would literally end up having to bury all his kids.
Alternatively, where do they go when he’s in Azkaban? HELP!
Jesus Crust, I never thought of that.
I DIDN’T THINK THIS THROUGH.
Lets just assume magic makes pets live waaaaaay longer. I’m sure there’s at least some canon to that! I didn’t mean to sprinkle sad all over your post
Oh no, don’t apologise! It was a very good point ☺️ It would be awesome if a side effect of Sirius being an animagus was that, while his kids could never shift into humans, they would have human life spans.
Or, if you’d rather go for angst, they do only last a couple of years and Sirius grows accustomed to having litters that he will eventually outlive 😭😭😭
My question is…
who’s the father?
well… ..
there’s only one other dog I know that lives on Hogwarts grounds and that’s this young man…
Is it bad that for like .02 seconds I thought you were talking about Ron… @potters-little-ferret
Now that would have been a plot twist.
What did I just read?
A goddamn mess of a post ft. Sirius Black
Oh
Thank you
i wish this was canon
it’s sad that when net neutrality happened, there were even warnings from tumblr staff
and now that europe is in danger, no one talks about it. it’s complete silence.
Here’s the link to the petition, if you’re not coward anymore to support us. We’re so far away from 1M, and the times flies too fast.
why do i buy??? so many books????? and then just put them on my shelf?? and not read them??????? then
go and buy even more books???????????????
I feel both understood and called out
You are me. I am you.
because of fanfics and netflix
In case anyone is having a bad night:
Here is the fudgiest brownie in a mug recipe I’ve found
Here are some fun sites
Here is a master post of Adventure Time episodes and comics
Here is a master post of movies including Disney and Studio Ghibli
Here is a master post of other master posts to TV shows and movies
*tucks you in with fuzzy blanket* *pats your head*
You’ll be okay, friend <3
i will reblog this everytime it shows up because any of my followers could have a bad night right now
slytherins: *have no role models. i mean no role models. regulus black is seen as a death eater, snape is an abusive bastard, draco isn’t given redemption, andromeda is hardly mentioned. no role models*
slytherins: *work hard all year, about to win, and still lose the house cup*
slytherin first years: *belittled when sorted. they’re eleven years old*
slytherins: *always suspected, undermined, and pitted against the rest of the school*
slytherins: *booed at every Quidditch match*
slytherins: *excluded from the only redemption they can have- fighting in the battle and dumbledore’s army*
slytherins: *expected to fight in the battle anyways and treated like fucking terrorists when they choose not to for fear that they’ll be fighting their parents, friends, and family*
slytherins: *automatically taken to mean death eater*
slytherins: *always pitted against the rest of the school and portrayed as terrible people even though they face discrimination and harassment*
Gryffindors: WHY ARE ALL THE SLYTHERINS MEAN TO US? WE’RE SO NICE!! *uwu*
What’s this? Harry Potter 2.0? Freaking love it tho!
Awh this is so cute @magnetiiclesbian <3
This could either turn into some weird hentai or a kickass movie… And i kinda want to see both
Couldn’t help but imagine the Golden Trio wearing this blouse to fight Voldemort. Gotta stay classy
Harry works it so hard